Sunday, August 27, 2006

True Wife Confessions 58 cents, the lesser known, less successful brother of 50 cent

Confession #571

You make me laugh and you let me wear the "pants". For that I'll never leave you.

You treat our daughter and son like the priceless gems that they are. For that I'll love you forever.

It needed to be said.

Confession #572

I don't think you realize how close I was to leaving you this year. My unhappiness with what we have was all consuming, and I went and found a man from my past who made me feel sexy and gorgeous. While I never physically slept with him, I wanted to. I almost did. Until I asked him to choose me, and he couldn't. I was willing to give up our family, our life together for him.
So I come back to you and I realize that you do choose me. You always have. You decided that I was the wife you wanted and you stay. You support me, you encourage me, you humor me. You allow me the space and time and silence to do all the things I need to do, for my happiness is important to you. Our marriage may not be the most romantic thing, but it is solid, and real. You choose Me, and you always have. That realization has helped me fall in love with you again.

Confession #573

I plan on getting a tattoo by the time I am 40. With or without your permission.

Confession #574


I have hidden good snacks from you. I do feel a little badly, but damn, you eat them all before I can have any.

Confession #575

I'm sorry....
I'm sorry for the way I had to say good bye.
but; face it, you are married & we both have kids.
I was SOHO happy seeing you again, my whole world lit up! I think about you
everyday!
it's just too bad you are too far away! There were things that I haven't
felt in soo long. I wish they never ended.
my other half has no idea that I still feel like this. Although I wish I
could tell him, what I don't feel much for him anymore.
you are my best friend. I love you! I wish you were here again!
oh did I mention that you are GREAT in BED?! Don't get me wrong I still
love my baby's father, but...
I would do it again if I had to.

P.S.
Oh did I mention I was with another WOMAN! I'm sorry honey! She did things
to me that u couldn't .. At the time..

Confession #576


Raising your voice to me only pisses me off. And telling me to "Shut up"? Oh, it's on, motherfucker. Sadly, you never learn.

Confession #577

Jessica and I knew we were late for our wedding rehearsal. We had been shoe shopping and didn'’t want to get in trouble. We turned the clock back in her car and her watch so it would seem like we weren't late, only running on sadly incorrect time. You bought it.

Confession #578

The reason I get so uptight about her clothes is because of the teasing I endured as a child. I know, I know. I'm an adult. But that is one thing that she will never have to put up with. Put the Wal-mart coat back, and drive me to LL Bean.

Confession #579

I have occasionally cried to get my own way. It works about 50% of the time. We have a child now because of it.

Confession #580


I am still a little shocked that you actually went through with the Vasectomy. I figured if I saw your bluff and said you could have one, that you wouldn'’t really have it done.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

#574 - Right there with you. The only problem is I forget where I hide them!

Anonymous said...

We won't get you wrong 575, you still love your babes father but you're a whore with no conscience who is setting a bad example for your child. sheesh.

Anonymous said...

1:31-Kinda harsh don't ya think?

Anonymous said...

I agree 2:58, that was kind of harsh.

Anonymous said...

Truth hurts people.

Anonymous said...

#580,
I too called my husbands bluff on the vasectomy. He did it. But, we did have more children after he had it. ADOPTION!!! He has no excuse to say no to more children now.

1 bio son
1 adopted daughter
going for adoption #2

Beth said...

#574- My husband sniffs out the spots like a damn bloodhound!

Heather said...

1:31; why do you read TWC, so you can then judge people? Some people leave confessions as a means of therapy, some just to vent, others to find courage. I think the same goes for the readers, some find it helpful to know they aren't alone, some find it entertaining, then there are people like you...do you feel better about yourself now?

Anonymous said...

Heather, 575 wasn't about courage or anything else. It was about her sleeping around on her husband with another woman. What is courageous about confessing that. It all sounds trashy to me. Layoff, 1:31 is entitled to his or her opinion.

Heather said...

12:18; Calling someone you don't know a whore isn't just having an opinion, I felt it was mean and uncalled for. The site is for confessions of all sorts. It is not an invitation to be judged and called names by strangers. If readers do not agree with the comments, just move on, no need to call her a whore.

Anonymous said...

If the shoe fits.......

Anonymous said...

Yes Heather, it is my opinion. The fact that you thought it was mean and uncalled for, well, that is your opinion. See how that works. Obviously I am not the only one with that opinion.

Anonymous said...

Grow up

Anonymous said...

piss off