Monday, July 10, 2006

True Wife Confessions Sweet 16

Confession #151

hey, look, you cheated on me when we were dating. Do I forgive you, 4 years later? No. Did I forget? No. Do I hate you for it? Yes. Do I wonder why I married you? Yes. And then the answer strikes me. I married you because it's what people expected. However, if you cheat on me again, I will cut your penis off. fucker.

Confession #152

Yes, they really are making fun of you because of what you chose to say or do.

Confession #153

When I tell you yelling at a two year old doesn't work why do you insist upon an hour long explanation why? And then still not believe me? I am with these kids all day long every day and you are hardly here. You overreact. You think the kids should act like your coworkers. THEY ARE KIDS. THEY ACT LIKE KIDS! Don't treat them like they are doing it just to piss you off.

Confession #154

When you tweek my nipples for 3 seconds flat as if you're adjusting the
burner on your manly gas grill, do NOT ask me if I'm ready yet. I will
always respond, "not if you want it wet!" It's offensive that you spend
more effort on working up a good bowel movement than you do on foreplay

Confession #155

Your friends not coming around anymore has nothing to do with me like you say. Most all of them still stop by to chat when you're not home. They don't like how you treat them. And by the way, you're losing me friends and embarrassing me.

Confession #156

Yes, you have a job. Get over it. Everyone has to work. Either change careers or stop whining and complaining. Guess what? Everyone you're complaining to just came from work too!

Confession #157

During the last "Vomiting vacation", you cleaned up all the vomit in the bedroom while I comforted the child. That meant a alot to me. It really did.

Confession #158

I hate the fact that you're a drunk, , you spend your money on booze and I have to pay the bills. I hate having to force you to pay the bills.

We cant rely on your mommy forever you know. What are you going to do when she dies?
I hate that you lie to me and say you get our son up at 7:30 am when I know you don't get him up til about 9 ( geeze I wonder why he won't go to bed at night!) and I can't do anything about it because I am at work by that time. Why because I work at a really sucky job that I hate because you are to lazy and irresponsible to get a real job ( and keep it) and take care of your family.
Why do I pay most of the bills. Didn't you brag about how your wife would never work how you want your wife to stay home and take care of the kids and have dinner on the table as soon as you walk through the door ( yes that was me laughing )
Why do you think waving your member in my face is a turn on ( eww) and that asking me to look is the way to initiate sex? Then you just lay there. What you think your so wonderful that you don't even have to move and I am turned on?
Why am I with you again.


Confession #159

You smashed my nose in a drunken rage. You scared the shit out of me and
your precious, innocent daughter.

You have NO fucking idea how lucky you are to not be in jail right now. You
would be if I didn't need your money.

Welcome to life in the backseat, jackass. Life is never going to be the
same.


Confession #160

You're everything I want,
You're everythign I need...
I want you to be my life consuming passion.
Everything my heart desires
I find it all in you, you're my true one and only.
Never let go of me for noone will love you as I do.

17 comments:

NoNonsense said...

Oh, I love #153.

My hubby thinks there is some type of conspiracy against him because I can get the boys to bed without a fuss. But when I am out and he is there alone they give him the devil when he tries to get them in bed. There's no conspiracy, it's just that I don't allow them to have Mountain Dew one hour before their bed time like he does. He insist that's not it but I know better. hehehehe

Beth said...

#154 could have been written by me!

Sugarmama said...

#158 sounds like a particularly tough situation. Hope you can get a break somehow, girl! Or get things to change!

Anonymous said...

Dawn, how many confessions do you get per day? I see your site posted everywhere and am just curious as to how women are responding. I know I'm hooked! Thanks!

Jaelithe said...

#159, are you absolutely, positively sure that's worth the money? Because if he's done it once, he might do it again . . . And if you tell someone about it, you might be surpised at how much others might be willing to help you get along without him.

Dawn said...

As to how many...It varies by the day. Most days I get between 5 and 30. I can always tell when a new "referral" goes out, as the traffic and confessions increase.

I have Confession series 32 in pending mode, and got more tonight, so I will get those in the 32nd, and 33rd series. I only intended to post one or two a week, but feel I have so many that I can almost do one chapter a day....

I'm also thinking about making some t-shirts Like TWC on the front and Pick your own confession for the back? I'm not sure.

Reiza-Mara said...

#160 kinda freaks me out.

swimgirlseries said...
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swimgirlseries said...

Dawn, it's funny you mention t-shirts--I was just telling a friend about this site and said they sort of remind me of conceptual artist Jenny Holzer's work from her "Truisms" series.

I remember she had t-shirts or tank tops made of some of her early ones. The work can be found online and one photo in particular that I remember vividly is of a woman's torso walking at night wearing her tank top that said "Abuse of power comes as no surprise" is in several art history books.

http://mfx.dasburo.com/art/truisms

http://mfx.dasburo.com/art/truisms.html
(html version)

Amanda said...

To #158...If you're paying all the bills, you can afford to leave his drunk lazy ass and take care of your self. You can make it on your own. You don't need him.

Gurukarm Kaur said...

It's nice you're starting to get some "love confessions" - this is such a great thing you're doing, Dawn, giving women the space and safety to say whatever they're feeling. Thanks. :-)

Anonymous said...

#154......so true, so true.

#159 ......Hugs honey. HOpe things change.

Elizabeth said...

I am very concerned for the author of #159. Please, don't let him get away with that. No one has the right to hit you, EVER. And it scares me to think that your daughter might grow up thinking that she needs to find a man "just like Dad".

I will buy a TWC shirt. Definitely.

Erin said...

I relate to #159 and I know why she stays. She probably doesn't have a job, and its tough to raise a family with a $10.00 an hour income. I'm in her boat, and #159, just know that eventually you have to get out, you just have to make a plan. Just do it without him knowing. I'm still here too with a man who beats me, but with no money and no family, there is no way out. Good luck #159

mothergoosemouse said...

#159. Made me think of Rose Madder, the book by Stephen King.

I hope you're okay. And your little girl too.

Anonymous said...

You all seem to have emotional problems. You talk like 14 year olds. Get over yourselves, tell your husbands how you feel (with blunt real words), then GROW UP.

Anonymous said...

I'm thankfull for the insight on how I do not want my "hopefully ".married life to be , I know life's not all roses but , reading this has me petrified of marriage all over again :-(