Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Let me Guess - she dumped you?

There is a political blog I love which does their "Hate Mail" every Saturday. I love the Hate Mail Saturdays as it makes any hate mail I get feel so tame in comparison ( and it is, really). This, however, popped into my inbox a couple days ago, and I felt it was a shame to Not share this unedited, unchanged Love:

IF MEN ARE WOLVES, THEN LADIES STOP BEING LOW SELF-ESTEEMED, LOW STANDARD, FAST AND EASY PICKINGS. SOME OF YOU LOOK LIKE A THREE-LEGGED GAZELLE DIPPED IN MANGO SAUCE, RUNNING ACROSS THE FIELD IN SLOW MOTION. HAVE SOME CLASS AND BECOME A LIONESS! I AIN'T NEVER SEEN NO WOLF GO ANYWHERE NEAR NO LIONESS! Y'ALL NEED TO STOP LETTING LITTLE BOYS LAY UP ON Y'ALL, PLAYING MADDEN AND HOUSE-SITTING ALL DAY. SOME OF YOU WORK SO HARD TO KEEP HIM AT HOME; BUY HIM A CAR IN YOUR NAME, GIVE HIM A CELL PHONE IN YOUR NAME, HE DONT PAY NO BILLS FOR THE HOUSE IN YOUR NAME...DO Y'ALL REALLY BELIEVE THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO KEEP A MAN? SOME OF YOU WOMEN ARE WORST THAN THE OVERBEARING MOTHERS THAT SPOILED HIM AND MADE HIM SORRY IN THE FIRST PLACE! AFTER Y'ALL DONE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT, THEN YOU WANNA PUT ALL MEN IN THE SAME BOAT AND THINK ABOUT CROSSING OVER...IM PRETTY SURE IT WOULD TAKE A WHOLE PACK OF WOLVES TO ATTACK A LIONESS, BUT EVEN IF THAT HAPPENS, THAT LIONESS AIN'T GONNA LOSE HER SEXUALITY! THAS RIGHT, BEING A VICTIM OF THE WRONG KIND OF MEN DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT FOR YOU TO JUMP SIDES! LONG STORY SHORT, IF YOU'RE WANDERING AROUND NOT USING YOUR GOD GIVEN INSTINCTS, AIN'T GOT NO PERSONAL GOALS, NO KIND OF CAREER, MAKING BABIES TO PASS THE TIME, AND SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR SOME MAN TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, THEN PREPARE TO BE DEVOURED BY MORE THAN JUST A WOLF! FURTHERMORE, THESE SO CALLED "FEMALE PARTNERS" Y'ALL CALL YOURSELVES TURNING TO, SEE YOU AS AN EASY TARGET AS WELL, I MEAN, WHICH IS WORSE, BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A MALE OR A FEMALE WOLF...IT'S SAD, BUT WHEN U THINK ABOUT IT, U KNOW SOME HEFFAS RIGHT NOW THAT SHOULD BE READING THIS!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Homophobic and cannot spell nor use correct grammar. I cannot believe that s/he was not ashamed to submit this letter that way!

Still, s/he does have a point -- don't allow anyone to abuse you in any way and lower your self-esteem. It's true that there aren't many animals, including male lions, that will dare attack a lioness.

Anonymous said...

Of course, there is the implied sexist idea that being beaten by a female is always worse than being beaten by a male. Or, as in this case, being eaten alive by a female wolf is so much worse than being eaten alive by a male wolf I guess?? I would have figured it was the same, since you are dead no matter what.

Dumbass.

Meg said...

I don't get it! Is he mad that women do everything for men, or mad that women expect men to do things for them?

The Hip Housewife said...

Ahhhhmmmm,

I dunno. I can't figure it all out today.

Anonymous said...

AMEN!

Though it was a little hard to read at times, this has a lot of valid points.

Anonymous said...

I look forward to reading new post's on this site. This person took up alot of room and didnt have much to say. I was disapointed
when I realised this was the only post. This was just a rant you can read anywere. I'm looking forward to more true wife confessions.
thank you

Anonymous said...

except for the whole turning to female points, I thought this was pretty damn good!

Kelly said...

Ah, someone had his wife or girlfriend leave him for another woman. Most likely with nothing to do with him, and everything to do with her own sexuality. Sorry dude, although the anger and the victim status feels good, it is time to let go.

Goddess of Madness said...

Oh look it's the annoying anonymous poster who doesn't feel they are getting enough. I would love to know who you are. There are some great if garbled points in this rant and then they shoot themselves in the foot with the whole female partner thing...

AGREATNAMELIKEMINE said...

THE WRITER SPEAKS...First of all, im from Texas, i write with an accent, because i talk with an accent. Second, no one dumped me, my intention is to highlight some female tendencies i feel you all don't think we men observe. Lastly, just stop trying to figure out why i wrote and understand what i wrote. I am not feminist, check out my blog...WOMEN ARE BAD?

Goddess of Madness said...

Great you write with an accent you still have appalling grammar and the first part of your post sounds garbled as a result. Also "I am not feminist" Would you please explain what you mean by that? I only ask because the context you use it in sounds like you don't know what the word means. Also I have to ask why do you type EVERYTHING IN CAPS? Is it your intention for your writing to come across as you YELLING at us? I'm honestly curious and I have added your blog to my list of must reads.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, all I read was blah blah blah, after the first few sentences, so I guess I missed the valid points, and truly I don't want to go back to read it. Sorry. I love this blog!!

oceanbloo2 said...

Hello, It's me again the annoying anonymous poster. Goddess of madness you need to relax. I can post whatever I want. You dont have to like it. I don't really care. I love this blog. I will continue to check back. You wanna know who I am? B. Holland
oceanbloo2@msn.com

You have anything else for me Goddess of Madness, you know were i am. I look forward to meeting you. Have a great night.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for posting this, Dawn. I agree, I disagree, I'm glad I read it.

Goddess of Madness said...

*cheers for oceanbloo2* Of course you can post what you want but at least own it and realize the woman who runs this blog does it for the women who need to confess and not just for your amusement. Keep in mind she has other commitments and that she doesn't post until she has enough confessions to make it worth while for all to read.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, finally a poster with an opinion that is correct!
No sniveling, whining, "why me?" crappola. Just the idea that sometimes the problem isnt someone else, its the turd you look at in the mirror! Only you can make yourself happy. So many women today put up with guys shit "cause I love him". Bullshit, grow a spine and better yourself. No one likes damaged goods!
-A Father of 3 beautiful, Strong, Intelligent WOMEN

The Hip Housewife said...

You know. Many of the confessions I read on here are about women who take care of their man without being a doormat.

They just have a pet peeve they need to vent about.

I also read confessions from women who are sick of spineless, opinionless men. Hmm.

This heffa, takes care of her man and our home and our kids and he takes care of us financially.

And it sounds like you are lumping all women together the same way you don't want women to lump all men together.

Anonymous said...

This may have been poorly written, however, the writer was absolutely correct.

oceanbloo2 said...

Goddess of Madness, I do realize the work that goes Into these blogs. I never said that this site was just for my Amusement. I’m not sure what makes you think that. Just so you know I am one of those women who need This kind of outlet. Last night was my first time Posting here and I hit anonymous. That won’t happen Again. I make it a point to own what I say. I can tell Do too. I appreciate all the people who make this blog Interesting.

Anonymous said...

I'm a bit disappointed myself for coming here and seeing only this. Perhaps the contributions to the blog are not as abundant as they were in the past?

Let's post this blog on our Facebook page and see if we can generate more traffic here.

Anonymous said...

Frankly, between the all-caps, the one big run-on sentence, the IM speak and the awful grammar, this entry gives me a headache.
It also makes me never want to visit Texas again. Way to miss the point of TWC, buddy.
Now, don't let the door slam on your heffa-hatin' arse, mmmkay?