Tuesday, September 12, 2006

True Wife Confessions 71 minutes of Faust

Confession #701

I don't really believe in reincarnation, but there are times when I
think I must have done something very virtuous in a previous life, to
be rewarded with you in this one. I wake up every morning glad that
I'm married to you, and get excited every evening when you walk
through the door. Even though we've been together for years, you
still make me as giddy as a first crush. You're an amazing husband,
father, and friend, and I can't believe my good luck. I love you so
much.

Confession #702

Has it never occurred to you in 15 years that I shouldn't NEED lube? If you were doing anything right, I might get wet on my own without external assistance. You are just too damn eager to get off that you put no thought or energy into foreplay. And yes, I have talked to you about this over and over. I get "I'll try to remember next time", or some half hearted nipple twisting.

It isn't me. I can get wet on my own. It only takes me a few minutes...

Your selfishness and anger are driving me away. Fifteen years is too long to hope you'll seek help.

Confession #703

You are not clean. You never wash your hands and that is completely disgusting. Oh, you do wash after pooping but that's it. Your breath reeks. You are a major hypochondriac and it slays me when you get to talking about all the things that are wrong with you. And, for your information, no you can't breathe backwards. Pot will do that to you. And, spraying an inhaler into the air and trying to get some of it into your mouth doesn't do a damn bit of good. Go to the damn doctor instead of whining about stuff, you damn hypochondriac. And, if he gives you meds, fill them and take them. Meds not taken and/or not finished don't do squat.

Our sex life sucks. I think about other things and wish that you'd hurry up. Did I mention that your breath stinks?

Watching tv instead of spending time with your family is so sad. All these kids want is some of your time. No big splashy events for Wonderful Daddy to take them to, just spending time with them. They will grow up and not ever want to be in touch with you and that will be a sad day for you, but deserved.

Touching me only when you want sex is sad. I'd feel so much more in the mood if you'd touch me for something other than you wanting some. You giving me a compliment every once in a while wouldn't hurt either. You telling your Mom how good I look after losing weight doesn't negate the fact that you haven't said word one to ME and that hurts.

Confession #704

I loaned my dad $2000 because he has hit rock bottom with his gambling addiction, and now that he has finally stopped gambling he needs to get back on his feet. I won't ever tell you because I know you would never let me see him again if I did. Even if it was to help him out. I put it on my mastercard, then opened a second credit card and transferred the balance and have the bill sent to my mom's house, so you wouldn't see the bill and ask me questions. No it wasn't a telemarketer calling me that morning either it was the bank making sure I authorized the charge, because it was unusual activity for me. I'm sorry, but I just can't tell you.

Confession #705

Did you think it would hurt my feelings when you said that you planned on divorcing me last night? Did you expect for me to cry? Tell you that I was sorry for "speaking back to you"? Did you expect me to remind you that all of our credit is in my name, the car is in my name, the health insurance is in my name....? Who do you think has the power in this marriage, asshole? Yes. When I am done with school we are getting divorced, I just hope that I don't murder you before that day. That the alimony I will have to end up paying you will be worth every damn cent just to not have to deal with your moody infantile rages and puffed up macho ego. Oh, and go ahead and threaten to take our daughter...you know damn well that I will give her to you and watch you crack and beg me to take her back within a week.

Find another woman who thinks you are everything you say you are. Cause I'm done.

OH! and when I got out of the shower today, I took your toothbrush and swished it in the toilet. Thanks TWC, it felt good.

Confession #706

What is the matter with you? I offer to give you blow jobs and you say no, it's too ticklish? I had boyfriends who told me that religions could be based on my mouth...I have old boyfriends who would LOVE for me to show up on their doorstep and offer BJ's. It amazes me that we ever had a baby. Clearly it was through my own sheer determination.

AND you have one of the most sexually adventurous, liberated wives EVER...but what do you want to do every time? Climb on top and finish. OR let me do all the work on top...or thrust at my ass. When I suggest other positions or toys, you roll your eyes and turn me down.

How did two such sexually incompatible people EVER end up together??

Confession #707

I know you've cheated on me from the start. I know the dates, the names, the places. Going all the way back to that first December. I knew when you came home you'd betrayed me, betrayed us. For a long time I bought your crap about needing to "make friends" ... your way of saying "keep my options open" without losing the cush gig you had with me. Did you know that I was reading your emails and deleting one after the other from bitch after bitch? Remember the waitress you took to dinner while you were living with me? That night I was so ill, and you left me to take another woman out to dinner. Well guess what? She thought you kissed so badly she never wanted to see you again. I used to delete her emails to you so she thought you were a total prick for never writing to her. I laughed so hard over that one.

And your little arrest? I know that you deserved to be arrested, and that your fancy lawyer only got you off on a technicality. You got really lucky. But luck runs out. Next time they get you on tape they're gonna lock your ass up for a long, long time. And no one, not even your dear family is gonna be able to bail your ass out. And I'm gonna laugh about that too.

I knew that despite your words to the contrary, those 50 cell calls were legit too. They were placed from your cell phone while you were in those cities, and yes, it still sickens me that I traced those escorts phone numbers to Eros.com and that not all the hookers were women. It sickens me even more that I allowed you back into our bed knowing that you were trying to hook up with women and men. You must buy condoms by the six-pack.

I know about the escort in London three months before our wedding too. Your lame ass excuse about the money was transparent from the start. Did you really think I was fool enough to buy it? The receipt you poorly hid in your wallet was all the proof I needed. You should've been more careful, but then, when you build a house of cards it eventually has to collapse.

What you don't know my love is that as much as you've been using and playing me ... the tables have now turned. It's my turn. I know what you're up to now too. And I'm just watching, gathering facts, biding my time till I'm ready to pounce. And then love ... your house of cards will go down in flames. It's true I love you, God help me, I may always love you. But I love MYSELF too you asshole. And I deserve soooooo much better than you. Just wait. Your time's almost here.

Confession #708

I hate your Dad and how you act around him. You want Daddy to love you, so you act like a puppy trying to please it's master. It makes it even sadder that your wife and family come in dead last to your work and other interests but when Daddy comes around, he gets higher priorities than we do. The fact that he planned to kill your mother and her boyfriend disturbs me and NO, you don't "get over" something like that. You need serious, intensive counseling, which he hasn't gotten. And, you Mom deserves to know, as does her friend. And, yes, I know that she won't want to be around him but if someone had planned to kill me, I wouldn't want to be around him either. Your Dad is a filthy, disgusting drunk who has the social graces of a piece of concrete. If he died tomorrow, I wouldn't shed a tear. He has never treated me or our kids that well and now that he needs us, he's expecting me to be all best friendy with him and it's not going to happen, never.

Confession #709

I don't regret calling the police after one of your verbal rages one bit. Consider that your very last warning. While you never laid a finger on me, your escalating verbal bullying is unacceptable. And your mother agrees with me.

Confession #710

I stay for financial reasons and that's sad. I'm going to school so I can have more options in the future and not feel so trapped. I don't want to struggle and not be able to pay bills so I stay.

81 comments:

Anonymous said...

#705~I wrote one of the posts about swishing the toothbrush in the toilet! Doesn;t it feel good?!?! Next time watch him brush his teeth with it...you'll feel even better! LMFAO! (I am so evil...but oh well...)

Anonymous said...

I wrote a post a couple of weeks ago about the toilet/toothbrush! It still feels good, two years later!
Especially since there was fecal matter in the toilet when I put the toothbrush in!!
Ha ha ha ha!!!

Anonymous said...

Please tell me you guys aren't kissing these men after you swirl their toothbrushes in the toilet...

Anonymous said...

Seriously, would you really do that to someone you are supposed to love? And if you hate them enough to do something like that then why are you with them?

Bianca said...

#707

Holy crap woman that's nuts.I just don't get it. What's been in it for you this whole time? Is it the life style that you have with him? Because even knowing about the waitress the guy is buying hookers men and women. Babe why arn't you out of there? And what crime did this guy do that isn't bad enough to leave him but bad enough from how you made it sound?

Wow all I want to know is what has kept you there?

Anonymous said...

You people scare me some days.

Anonymous said...

#707 fascinates me as well. I hope she is using condoms for ALL sex she has with this man, including oral. Dental dams, too. No telling what's going on with his bodily fluids.

I hope she comes back and posts and update when she leaves him. I'd love to hear how the story ends.

Anonymous said...

11:38 here! No...I do not kiss him after he brushes his teeth with crap. I always have extra toothbrushes at home and am always switching them for clean ones. ;)

1:14~I don't hate my husband. I love him very much...but sometimes he gets on my nerves and instead of starting a huge fight...I get even in my own ways. I do all kinds of evil little things to get even with him and to make myself feel better.

Anonymous said...

3:32.. you love him very much? Don't you think he'd see things quiet differently if he knew you did that to him? Awful. I don't get marriages like this.

Anonymous said...

707-- Holy shit. What are you waiting for????????

Jenn said...

go to www.clicktovent.blogspot.com! a lot of the women from TWC go there. its another good place to let off some steam. thanks!

Anonymous said...

3:32, getting even with him and endangering his health are quite different on the spectrum. You get even with him in your own "evil" little ways? That's not love sweetie. That is hate. As for getting even, well, I have been married for 15 years, we've had our ups and downs just like everybody else here, and I never felt the need to get even. I certainly wouldn't do that to somebody that I love. Even if I was infuriated with him. You better check yourself honey. I'm sure if he knew you were doing things like this he wouldn't feel like it was no big deal, which is the way you make it sound. You're one sick and twisted wife!

Anonymous said...

The toothbrush in the poopy toilet? How can you justify subjecting someone you love to disease?

What if some kid at a restaurant spit or even spooged into your food? If you found out, you'd feel violated and frightened for your health.

Yeah, it's YOUR poop and you probably think you are clean and healthy, but the poop doesn't care. It carries so much bacteria and he could seriously get ill from your childish prank.

Imagine he gets violently ill and ends up in the hospital. Or dies from a disease from your poop.

How about safer ways to "get even?" Sell his collections on Ebay. Cut holes in his favorite concert shirt. Anything that doesn't involve subjecting him and your family to disease.

Anonymous said...

I'm a medical student, and 5:18 is right. Tons of bacteria reside happily in our fecal matter. In our intestinal tract, they are fine and do not harm us, but if ingested or exposed to another area of the body, they can wreak major havoc.

I see how something like this could make you feel as if you've gotten revenge, but when your husband has a bout of gastroenteritis (vomiting, severe,(sometimes hard to stop at all) diarrhea, etc...) it will be you who will have to help take care of him! Just be careful.

Anonymous said...

what about the fact that that bacteria can get to your heart through your gums? That is why some people have to take antibiotics before seeing the dentist? I hope your husbands have no heart problems that you know or don't know about.

Anonymous said...

#709- I think you and I are in the same boat. I know this is going to sound like a weird question, but just how bad is it for you? I just need to know if i'm the only one who hears this type of talk, and if I'm overreacting or not...I hope youcheck in and respond...

Anonymous said...

#710 - I was there too, and it felt really good to finish school, get a good job and get out.

I wish you well.

Anonymous said...

12:46 here!

Trust me, the poop/toothbrush thing was NOTHING compared to the shit I put up with from HIM the 15 years we were together!
Blast me all you like, I still ain't sorry. He's a jerk.

Anonymous said...

The chances of getting gastroenteritis from a toothbrush swish, are really pretty small. The people freaking out about this probably have bottles of anti-bacterial soap everywhere in their house which they use religiously, thus creating antibiotic resistant strains of microbes in their homes. And people who've previously had rheumatic heart disease take antibiotics prior to dental work because of the dangers posed by a strep infection, not e coli, which is the biggest danger from toilets. Honestly, the people living in a household together have already been exposed to each other's germs so often that unless someone's actively ill, they've already built up immunities to those germs. The biggest problem with the "toothbrush in the toilet" revenge is the ick factor. And here in our culture, that is a pretty big factor indeed.

Anonymous said...

My daughter never had rheumatic fever, just a heart murmur and was still checked out by the cardiologist before she could go to the dentist. My son as well. Don't play this down like it is not harmful and like you couldn't hurt somebody doing this. Giving somebody serious medical issues because you have serious mental issues does not justify anything.

the_mad_american said...

#706 - jeezus christ woman, leave his ass and come be with me! (yes, i am a guy)

i am sorry, but i cannot think of a single man who in his right mind would turn down a blowjob....bring it, babe!

marc

ps-toothbrush in the toilet? nasty! try mixing canned catfood into his tuna salad next time. not nearly as dangerous. trust me, my exwife did it to me....

Anonymous said...

The toothbrush thing really makes me sick. A person with medical training has said it is a potentially harmful thing to do and people are just saying "Nah, he deserved it."

I will take it a step further and say that purposely exposing someone to a substance that stands ANY chance of making them sick, because you are angry at them, is physically abusive. If you really thinks he deserves that you should leave him. It is never okay to abuse another person, no matter who you are.

So, you think he deserves to brush his teeth with crap because he is a crappy husband and then you make it happen. Well congratulations, you have officially sunk to his level (assuming he really is as bad as you say) and you deserve each other. Wonder what he is doing with YOUR toothbrush?

And no, I am not phobic about germs, but I do have a healthy respect for them. E coli is no joke.

Anonymous said...

8:49, no antibacterial soap here in my house. Just respect for another persons health. The fact that he interacts and kisses my children is enough for me not to do that. Not to mention what if one picks up daddy's toothbrush somehow. The women who do this are sick bitches and I agree that you are being abusive. Imagine something terrible happening, you could be charged if it were brought to light.

Anonymous said...

#706 : I'm sooo with you. I cannot believe my guy is such a frigid nub in bed and so damned much fun out of it. Blows my mind.

Anonymous said...

Oh, don't feed us the rheumatic fever bullshit! All that bacteria in fecal matter can harm the heart. If his gums bleed or anything while he is brushing his teeth then very harmful bacteria can get to his heart. You people are seriously mental. Not to mention abusive.

Anonymous said...

8:49, how do you know what e-coli will do to the heart?

Anonymous said...

I am sure none of the toothbrush swishers have husbands with heart conditions or other serious health issues....or at least I hope they don't. E coli is the bacteria that makes you sick when you have food poisioning from eating raw or undecooked hamburger. It is potentially deadly to those whose systems can't fight the bacteria very well like small children, the elderly, or those with compromised immune systems.

For a healthy man it would probably only make him hate life for a couple of days with vomiting and diarrhea. THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY!!!!! 11:41 brought up an excellent point. Once, when my son was 3, he took every toothbrush in the house for a test drive. Little kids don't know any better and try everything.

Anonymous said...

Just shoot him the bird behind his back. I do it all the time. Sometimes I will throw the birdi up to his "special chair" (you know the one, the dead man's chair, the recliner.) Or put his right hand (the remote control) in a sticky -spilled- Coke. Remove the excess liquid. Then when he next uses it (the second he gets in from work), he will have to get up and wash his paws. Or, if he has his own laptop, put a little honey close to the mouse, and while you're at it, drop some crumbs in the keyboard. Add extra crumbs over the lettters "A," "S."

Anonymous said...

709 here.

It can be bad when it happens. I think that when the escalation goes from nothing to threatening harm ( even implied) That's when I drew the line. I understand arguements, but threats?

It will happen, then disappear for a month or so, then happen again. He's not a drinker, or drug user - this is purely his temper.

It scared him when I called the police, but I really had no other choice. I'm just biding my time until I'm ready to go.

I say if you feel threatened...then you are. No overreaction about it.

Anonymous said...

I'm 706.

Thanks Marc. My ex boyfriends would say the same thing.

I guess it's one of those things where I read about husbands being too interested in sex and think - what the hell? Why didn't I get one of those? Nope. I got one who could care less - no porn, no Bj's, no interest in bringing my vibrator into the mix...Just straight sex. Once or twice a month - if I'm lucky.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't all you women doing the toothbrush thing feel really bad if one of your kids DID get a hold of that toothbrush and got really sick? E-coli kills people, children too.

Anonymous said...

OMG! I wrote the post about the toothbrush. Jesus ladies...he's fine! Nothing is wrong with him! I don't care what any of you say. If anything...I think it's hilarious that you are freaking out about it.

Anonymous said...

2:39, what are you about 18 years old if that? We can tell honey. You sound like an immature little frump. I don't care what you say either. You are sick and need to get some help. I hope you don't have kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone need to jack-off in her tuna salad or spit a loogie in the mayo on her burger. Bet you wouldn't see that the same way?

Anonymous said...

And I'm toothbrush chick #2.
My ex was just fine, because he's Satan.
And yes, I potentially exposed him to diarrhea, vomiting, and a slight possibility of death.
But he knowingly potentially exposed me to HIV/AIDS through his infidelity.
Chew on that one.

Anonymous said...

I also really hope she does not have children. I am generally not too freaked out about germs, but I shudder to think how low this woman's standards of hygeine and cleanliness must be if she does not see what is wrong with this disgusting behavior.

Anonymous said...

Toothbrush chick #2. It sounds like your ex is indeed Satan and what he did was worse than what you did, but two wrongs don't make a right.

What worries me is that we had one person confess to doing this some time back and unless I have counted wrong, we now have at least three women here who have done it. Swapping confessions is one thing but giving each other ideas about how to do things to our husbands that could hurt them or make them sick and cheering each other on when we do them crosses the line of decency into a territory where I do not want to go. It is pretty clear that I am not alone in that.

Anonymous said...

Toothbrush chick #1 is back. And yes I have children. I am not 18 years old either. I'd like to see how you act when your husband takes another woman out to eat and then sleeps with her on your wedding anniversary while you are at home with your children and dinner sitting on the table. He is lucky the toothbrush swish is all he got.

My children are fine and healthy...leave them out of it.

Anonymous said...

I would leave him and take his children...documenting everything along the way! He wouldn't deserve me and would soon regret his decision. I would act adult about it FOR MY CHILDRENS SAKE! I can understand wanting to be mean and spiteful but you are crossing a line. No wonder he found someone else if this is the way you act.

Anonymous said...

Toothbrush chick #1, I will tell you exactly what I did. I got a really good lawyer (who my ex ended up paying for) I took him to court, and now I am a single stay-at-home mom and am working full-time on my graduate degree while the kids are in school, all on his dime, while he is scrounging for change between the cushions of his secondhand couch so he can take his slut to Burger King. And no toothbrushes were soiled. It never even occured to me and I wouldn't have done it if it had. Trust me, there is no way your revenge felt better than mine.

Anonymous said...

3:50-I never did anything to him to make him do what he did to me. How dare you say that? You have alot of nerve. My children have no clue what I did and it will stay that way. The way you are talking...it don;t sound liek you have a husband or children.

Anonymous said...

3:50 here, I have five children honey. And I would never act like that nor would it occur to me too. Did you read 4:29? That is exactly what I was talking about! Adult behavior.

Anonymous said...

You're fighting a losing battle toothbrush chick. It seems you don't have THAT big a following. Your behavior is disgusting and immature and alot of us don't agree with it. Defend it till hell freezes over...it is still wrong.

Anonymous said...

Adult behavior?? Okay...I'm done with you "woman". Think what you want. As much crap as you are talking to me...I'd sniff your toothbrush tonight before you brush cause your hubby is probably dippin yours when you are not looking. ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL! You all make me laugh. it may be a loosing battle to you...but with him...I won and that is all that matters.

Anonymous said...

won what? inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

OMG- the toothbrush woman is insane. Crazy, bitter loser of a human being. Let's just not feed her anymore -- if she doesn't get that her behaviour is immoral and hate-filled, she never will. I'm just glad that so many people tried to tell her how wrong she was.. she's just not getting it.

Anonymous said...

Really, what did you win?

Anonymous said...

4:29:

Divorce laws are different where I live.
The lawyer I went to see told me that since my husband spent most of our marriage in school or unemployed, he didn't have to pay me any alimony. So, I was the breadwinner for most of our 13 years together, because he just kept saying, "one more year, then you can quit your job, and I'll buy you a house, and you can stay home with our kids," and nothing. Here, if a spouse has been dependant upon the other, the other spouse has to pay alimony. I'm lucky I didn't have to pay it to HIM.
I'm so stupid.
I wish I had swished his toothbrush in crap.

Anonymous said...

Be careful 5:56...they might start talking alot of crap like they have been talking to me all day long. I guess men are just suppose to be able to do whatever they want to and have no payback. I never said what I did was right or wrong...I just said that it made me feel better. Excuse me for doing the little thing that I did to make myself feel better. I never asked any of you to understnad or accept what I did. Why do we even post on this blog if we are just going to be judged for it? I have never judged anyone on here or hoped that they never had children. That was just wrong of some of you to say...but I will never judge you for it.

Have a nice day everyone...I'm done with this.

Anonymous said...

Poor toothbrush chick, everyone is picking on her. waa, waa, waa. For me nothing you could say would change my mind about anything anyone has said here. Toothbrush in crap...? That's just wrong dudette. Sorry, I gotta go with everyone else and say I would have never done something like that. If I felt that much hate, I wouldn't be there. It's that easy.

Anonymous said...

5:56 - I won't pretend luck had nothing to do with how well my situation turned out. I don't know much about how divorce laws vary from state to state, but I got a really great judge. I think my attorney was even surprised at how well I came out.

I was a stay-at-home mom during the last 2 1/2 years of our marriage. That put me in a similar position to your husband, I suppose. Also, my ex and I had a verbal agreement that he would go to school part-time and get his MBA so that he could get a better job. When he was finished I could get my MLS so that when I went back to work I could get a better job.

When I found out about the other woman I told him he could have another chance if he dumped her. Not because I wanted to keep him, but because I didn't want his infidelity to ruin my plans. I would have been sooooo out of there once I finished school. He refused to dump his girlfriend, so technically, he left me.

So there I was, a poor little housewife who had made a deal with her shithead of a husband. Not only did he walk out on me and our children 2 months before he completed his grad program and before I began mine, but he left us for someone he met at grad school! The judge seemed to think that was terribly unfair. He told my ex-husband that he had made a verbal agreement with me and he was going to keep it. The judge gave me three years of alimony so I would have plenty of time to finish.

I don't live a lavish lifestyle, but with careful budgeting and a few sacrifices on my part (Good-bye salon hilights. Hello Feria.), we are doing okay. My ex thought that if he denied me the opportunity to go to grad school by leaving and forcing me to get a crappy job, I would be financially dependent on him for any extras and non budgeted expenses for our kids. I would have been trapped in that cycle where most of my check was going toward daycare and all of the bills had to be paid with child support. It would have been very tough. The judge picked up on that as well. Now, by the time I go back to work and the alimony stops, the kids will be in school and I will not have to pay daycare. I LOVE that judge!!!

I am sorry your situation is not as good, but don't regret not doing the toothbrush thing. Later, you will be able to truthfully tell your children that you did nothing malicious to their dad. You won't have to tell them it was his fault. They know you and they know him. When they are old enough, they will figure it out on their own and you will look like a saint. That is my plan, anyway. I hope it all works out for you.

#429

Anonymous said...

Wow...you women are so mean to the toothbrush woman. Cut her some slack...nobody knows how hurt she could have felt and did not know what else to do. Please don't attack me...I'm just saying...cut her a little slack.

Anonymous said...

I would cut her all the slack in the world, if she were sorry she had done it. If she understood how wrong she was and new better than to do it again. It is incomprehensible to me that someone could do something like that and not be ashamed. Not only is she not sorry, but she enjoys the memory of it.

I don't think she is an evil person. I hope she will see how wrong she is one day. The fact that she says her children will never know tells me that deep down she knows it was wrong. If it was an okay thing for her to do, why would she care if they found out. Or maybe she is just afraid she will have to start carrying her toothbrush around in her pocket the first time she grounds one of them for breaking curfew.

#429

Anonymous said...

Good one 4:29! Good one.

Anonymous said...

EXCATLY, 4:29! She says her children will never know and that is a clear indication that she knows what she did was wrong and would never want her children to know that she's that type of person. I hope she starts to "get it" and either divorce or make some major changes in herself and what she is willing to put up with in her marriage.

Anonymous said...

#706 - I went through the same thing. He didn't want blowjobs, didn't want sex, didn't want to give or receive affection.

My favorite part is that he tried to make it seem like it was all my fault, that I wasn't sexy, that I was doing it wrong...it hurt my feelings, but I still have exes that call begging for it, so I don't feel TOO bad...I figure I am better off on my own without his crap.

I'm just amazed to find one man, after all this time, who will turn down a blowjob and somehow try to make it MY fault...

Anonymous said...

who knew there were so many lions just waiting to attack something. give me a break, you guys are all about confessions when its someone getting beat up but as soon as oh no someone did something questionable like toss a toothbrush in the toilet you freak out. if you want confessions accept them all and quit judging

Anonymous said...

AMEN~12:28! ;)

Anonymous said...

Whatever 2:50. It is still wrong and, at the least, shows mental issues.

Anonymous said...

Come ON, guys. Every single one of you picking on the toothbrush ladies has done something questionable, or stupid, or dangerous. You KNOW you all have.

Anonymous said...

Naw, not like that.

Anonymous said...

706 maybe he likes men or maybe he has a medical problem... twice a month isn't normal.

Anonymous said...

Sure you have. Probably worse, even.

Anonymous said...

706, my first husband would take a BJ but he wouldn't french kiss. If anything, though, he was even less interested ... we're talking once a month or so. Turns out he was a closet drinker; I was only 23 and it took me a long time to figure it out. But a lotta vodka will do a number on the libido.

Anonymous said...

Naw, keep trying cause I KNOW I have never sunk THAT low. Hiding his gas tank key and letting him run out of gas is probably the worse thing I feel bad about. That ain't nothin' like putting his toothbrush in crap. Dream on sweetie. You're just trying to justify what you did and downplay it by making yourself feel like you are not alone. Well, guess what? YOU'RE ALONE HERE HONEY!

Anonymous said...

Yah, don't include me in your mentalness either!

Anonymous said...

Every single person judging these ladies has done something in their lives that would have them on the recieving end. You just don't want to admit it.

Anonymous said...

And causing your hubby to run out of gas is also pretty passive aggressive and childish.

Anonymous said...

Causing one's hubby to run out of gas doesn't begin to compare to the disgusting mentalness of watching him brush his teeth with crap. Most people here don't agree with you on this one, you just can't see that. Passive aggressive and childish don't hold a candle to reckless endangerment to one's health. Running out of gas and having to walk to get more is a far cry from having to go to the hospital because your wife poisoned you with her shit. Not to mention, sheesh, I hope no children got a hold of any of these toothbrushes. The word for you guys is just DISGUSTING!

Anonymous said...

I have to say that I resent being categorized here. I know that I have never done anything that malicious or disgusting as to put my husbands toothbrush in the toilet. You ladies who do that are seriously whacked.

Anonymous said...

Maybe her husband should make her a BIG spinach salad. Bwahahaha!

Anonymous said...

9:06, there is nothing passive aggressive about making it so your husband cannot drive when he has been drinking. Yes, I hid his keys. He found a set but without the gas key. He ran out of gas immediately, had to walk to get gas and sobered up on his walk to the gas station. Not passive aggressive, just cunning. Still I love my husband and wouldn't do anything to endanger his health. I want my husband to live for a long time for the sake of my children. Very, very, very different from doing something to him that could be potentially harmful to his health. Nice try though. I'm with all the others who say they just wouldn't. I think it's entertaing how you judge people but are saying don't judge people all in the same breath.

Anonymous said...

How about I make you a nice big Spinach salad? You dumb ass! Bwahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Passive aggressive? Wouldn't swishing his toothbrush in crap and then watching him brush his teeth with e-coli be passive aggressive? Yah, maybe maniacal too huh? Who are YOU to judge lady?

Anonymous said...

Now, now, ladies.
You know you're all guilty of something...smacking your kids just a little too hard...maybe you shoplift...maybe you hide the wine bottles because you don't want your hubby to know just how much you tipple in the afternoons...

And, usually those who are SO into judging people are that way because they feel guilty about something THEY did.

And, really, it just isn't a very nice way to be.

Anonymous said...

Really can't say I'm guilty of any of that. What does shoplifting and disciplining your children have to do with the implorable act of putting ones toothbrush in shit. That sure is a sweeping generalization to say that we all have things that implorable to feel guilty about. Because lady, I can say that I don't have anything that dispicable to confess. It's that simple. You might, I don't.

Anonymous said...

Correction, I meant deplorable not implorable.

Anonymous said...

You are definitely guilty of poor spelling.

Anonymous said...

Har, Har, Har!

the_mad_american said...

706.

marc here. been thinking.....have you ever been to florida?

the_mad_american

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